Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS
Wow… I cannot beleive wht filbert just said to me!! Pic 100% real, no edit! I’m surprised at you , Nintendo.
Open Your Eyes To The Truth And Power Within Yourself, The Moon Is Over The Hammy For A Reason. Think.
The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.
"Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.